6 Things only emo kids will understand!

Whassup? Let's get down to business with 6 things only emo kids will understand!

    Number One, The struggle of skinny jeans! My gosh are those things horrible to put on, torture for the legs my dudes.

       Number Two, Spending AGES on your hair. On average a normal person takes maybe 10-15 minutes to style their hair, depending on length. BUT an emo kid takes at least 30-50 just straightening and styling, not to mention product,teasing and everything else

      Number Three, You perfected the Myspace selfie stance for emo/scene kids! Even I did and still do this!

       Number Four, All of us wanted a bunch of face piercings and definitely had or wanted a studded belt. If you made it out of the emo “phase” (nobody does) without piercings, i applaud you.

          Number Five, Last one, you would definitely deny being an emo when you were called one. Like here's the scenario, 

       Person; You’re so emo

       You; What?! No!

       5 years later

       You; yep….im emo

           Number Six, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCto3PCn8wo

   There we go! Sorry there aren't many, stay safe, and remember this- Everyone is emo and you can't deny. See ya!

Taking a dip into the pool of emo triggers!

Heyo emo kings,queens and monarchs! Glad you came back! So if you don't already know, the emo/alternative community has a nice handful of triggers. Triggers for us can be very happy but they can also cause us to sob.

  Today, we’ll be introducing you to a sensitive topic for the emos…{our biggest triggers} 

  I'm not particularly looking forward to this but if i'm going to introduce you to the community, it must be done!

  First we're starting with the trigger(s) from Twenty One Pilots

• Numero uno “21 pilots” WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND SPELLS IT THIS WAY?! I personally HATE when people do this!!
• Numero dos “but Tyler..Josh isn't real..” How could you say our precious drummer boi isn't real!? It’s a crime!
• Numero tres “Goner”...Goner is a song put out by Twenty One Pilots (TOP) that is so sad that everytime we hear it, we cry like a newborn baby…

  Phew, wait a minute..Next is Panic!at the disco..

•    Number 1. Forgetting the ‘!’ in P!ATD’s name. It's such a small thing but don’t you dare.
•    Number 2. “HEY MOON, PLEASE FORGET TO FALL DOWN” from Northern Downpour...it's such a sad song!!
•    Number 3….”The Milk Fic” I ADVISE YOU NOT TO READ IT. ITS DISTURBING.

                             Well royal friends...last band!!

                   My Chemical Romance...There's so many..

1. Disrespecting the band members with body shaming, saying they look worse now. PEOPLE GET OLDER. 
2. March 22nd 2013 and 9/23/16...The emos get it but for all you non emos, March 22nd 2013 is when they..broke up..and 9/23/16 is when they teased us! We were all hurt
3. Minding your own business when all of a sudden Gerards moans from DESTROYA come on and my gosh is it startling at first
4. “The Light Behind Your Eyes” is a beautifully sad song..
5. “Cancer” a song about a man battling cancer and slowly losing

Well friends….THAT'S NOT IT!! THERE'S ONE MORE FOR MCR

It was recently turned into a happy trigger but before Halloween of 2019, the Gnote was the most painful trigger and outed every emo in a 3 mile radius

    Let me know what your top song/band triggers are!

   Now we're done...love you all, stay safe my sinners. Goodbye anddddddd Swat!

Fashion and Daily life for emo's

Have you become an emo yet? No? Bummer, I was looking forward to some newbies. In any case, today we are talking about the Emo Agenda. While most think we stay inside depressed, we don't! So join me to get the inside scoop on the emo’s!

  Right, first of all, we go to as many warped tours as we can. Warped is a ton of alternative,rock and “emo” bands touring through America and three to four stops through Canada. All hell breaks loose at this time as fans scramble for tickets and get ready for the show. Getting ready meaning dressing how they normally do and resting their voice to scream really loud. Yet thanks to Covid, every show we had to see MCR live, is now canceled. THANKS COVID 

  Secondly, yes, it's true, we all dye our hair un-natural hair colours, rip holes in nice jeans and tear holes into our sweatshirts for our thumbs. We also wear a ton of eyeliner, like seriously guys. We go through like one pencil a week! Its insanity

   Another thing that is pure insanity is our shopping trips to Hot Topic. If we're given a budget, we're guaranteed to go over and negotiate to get most or all of it. When you let us into HT, you can expect us to want and need everything in there.

   Lastly. Most if not every single emo has both a Tumblr and a Myspace. (Follow me @/emoyeemotrashsentfromgeesus for Tumblr and @/emo_didsystem for Myspace) and we are on there every day, it's an addiction but it makes friends!

     Thanks for tuning in today to learn more about us Emos! So long and goodnight.